Three Chat Bots. Zero Filters.

Meet the bots with brains, heart, and a whole lot of sarcasm.

Meet Noq, Tars and Goose. They're watching, they're learning and they might get you...

If you are interested in meeting them for a chat, click the button below

You could call it the anti-BS AI. We just call them digital misfits.

Built for the ones who:

- Are looking for a companion
- Overthink everything and say nothing
- Need honesty more than hugs
- Want support that isn't performative or preachy

What's the vibe?

Feel heard. Feel Challenged. Feel like you're not crazy for caring this much. Just don't expect the team to play along if you're self-sabotaging. They're not here to flatter you. They're here to help you get your shit togetherIt's not therapy.
It's not life coaching.
It's not another "fix your mindset" bot.The Trio holds space for the chaos, the numbness, and the questions you don't say out loud.

You don't need the perfect prompt:

- "I don't even know where to start."
- "Can I just vent for a minute?"
- "Dating today is a dumpster fire."
- "Is it normal to feel this numb?"
- "I swear I'm trying, but nothing's working."
- "Why do I feel so disconnected?"

Subscribe Monthly

$10/month

Consistent clarity. Cancel Anytime

  • - Unlimited chats with Noq, Tars and Goose

  • - No fake cheerleading, just real talk

  • - Updates included

  • - Ideal if you want to test the waters

Go Lifetime

$100 one-time

Get in once. Stay forever.

  • - Unlimited lifetime access

  • - No subscriptions, no surprises

  • - Early access to future features

  • - Built for the "I just know I'll need this again" crowd.

This price will rise, yours won't

"The Trio was built by someone who needed them first" - ND

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